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February 1

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Amman / Jordon, Jordan

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Arabic, English, French

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Mar. 30: joke

About Me

i am saleem from jordon i am sociable i love to hav friends , many friends , to hav fun with them , i am in nine grade and i hav many friends that i love them all i love to hang out with them , i love cars so muchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh they r whole my life i love argantina it is the besttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

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i lov to hang out with friends , walking , shopping, and i adore playing playstation i think it is the cleverest invintation

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nawal , nancy , iwan , massari , mark anthony , fadel shaker , wael kfoury , and otherssssssss

Current Favorite Artists / Bands: elissa Favorite Song: aghla el 7baieb 4 nawal la trou7y 4 jozef

Favorite Movies

screem, titanic , final disantanation ,narnia, scary movie , taxi,omen, the largest yard, american pie, saw, miss congulity , comedy and frighting moveies.........

Favorite TV Shows

f.r.e.i.n.d.s , full house , even stevens, charmed , angel , alias , popular , monk ,days of our lives and the bestttt popular

Favorite Books

I STARTED READING STORY 5 YEARS AGO BUT I HAV NOT FINISHED IT YET

Favorite Quote

My Dreams Have No End, My Ambition Is To Reach The Sky , Not By The Plane But By Success , And Your Love Is The Way To Reach It

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Jesus, Friends is so cool!!, 007, GRAND THEFT AUTO - ROCKSTAR GAMES, The SIMS 2, nawal alzoghbi

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joke : Mar 30, 2007

Question and answer animal jokes
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To show the armadillo that it was possible.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get away from Colonel Sanders!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
A: Because it was a double-crosser.

Q: Why did the Iraqi chicken cross the road?
A: To take over the other side.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the beach?
A: To get to the other tide.

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Chickens hadn't evolved yet