>A virgin's worst nightmare
>>A girl ask her boyfriend to come over Friday night
>> and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a
>> big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that
>> after dinner, she would like to go out and make love
>> for the first time.
>> Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
>> before, so he
takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
>> some condoms. He tells the pharmacist
>>it's his first time and
>> the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour.
>> He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms
>> and sex .
>> At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many
>>condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family
>> pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he
>> thinks he
>>will be rather busy, it being his first time
and all.
>> That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
>> house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "Oh, I'm
>> so excited for
you to meet my parents, come on in!"
>> The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table
>> where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
>> offers to
>>say grace and bows his head.
>> A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer,
>> with his head down.
>>10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
>> Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the
>>girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
>> boyfriend, "I
>>had no idea you were this religious."
>> The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your
>> father was a pharmacist."
>> If you DON'T re-post this in 1 minute you will
>> have a bad life!!!
>> &while i'm at it.
>> Because
>>u opened
this, u will get kissed on friday by
>> the person u luv!! & 2morrow will be da best day of ur life so .....
>> DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN!!!!!! IF U BREAK IT, U WILL HAVE
>> RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS FOR THE NEXT TEN YEARS!!!!!!!!"